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More like thunder man hands. But really, let’s put things into Perspective. HA!

Okay, but for reals. Not only does she have the worst case of guitar thumb I’ve ever seen (I’m looking at you number nine mister jay emm john mayer), not only does she have the man hand, but she’s also got [...]

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Well, when a koosh ball, a mop, and a doggy love each other very much and then they engage in a three way, sometimes this happens.

Look at him! Puffing up all puffy! Ohhhhohohohohoho. He’s almost the perfect animal.

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Yahoo’s List of the Day: The Ten Most Annoying Singers

Too bad that’s not possible. Anyways, Yahoo had a list of the day where it was the ten most annoying singers. Spoiler alert! Here’s the list:

10. Celine Dion

9. John Mayer

8. Conor Oberst (Bright Eyes)

7. Lily Allen

6. Devendra Banhart

5. James Blunt

4. Frankie Valli

3. Billy Corgan

2. Scott [...]

It was awesome. Aytch Why Aytch Why Aytch Why Aytch Why Aytch Why Aytch Why.

All…
you…
Sucker MC’s ain’t got nothing on me
From my grades to my lines
You can’t touch Jeffy G.
I’m a mathlete.
I’m a nerd in the first
But forget what you heard
I’m like James Bond the third
Sh-sh-sh-shaken, not stirred.
I’m Jeffy Goldblum.
The ‘G’ ain’t silent when I sneak in your door.
I’m making love to your woman on the bathroom [...]

Please join me in welcoming this week - all the way from 2005 - Mr. Jeff Goldblum.

Okay, so today the Tee Rex and I went up nawth to see the tulips. They weren’t exactly in full bloom but it was a pretty bomb time. Aytch Why to that. Here’s some of the awesome stuff we saw!

The tulip fields! Aren’t they beautiful!! Jae Kae Jae Kae Jae Kae.

Tee Rex liked these ones. [...]

This is worthless without a picture but there’s a new Quaker Oats spokescharacter who is awesome in two ways. One, he’s totally a rip off of the Burger King King. And two, he looks like Jimmy Kimmel! I’ll keep looking for a pic. You know what I mean, though?!