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The Seattle Bear Is An Asshole

« 24 May 2009 | 20:45 | Ballard, animohs | No Comments »

The Seattle Bear left a flaming grocery bag of poop on your doorstep.
The Seattle Bear watched you enter your PIN.
The Seattle Bear watched you whack it.
The Seattle Bear watched you watch her.
The Seattle Bear keyed your car.
The Seattle Bear got the last sandwich at Paseo.
The Seattle Bear banged your mom.
The Seattle Bear banged your girlfriend.
The [...]



How do such wonders exist?

« 24 April 2008 | 20:52 | Pictures!, animohs | No Comments »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/7364981.stm

Well, when a koosh ball, a mop, and a doggy love each other very much and then they engage in a three way, sometimes this happens.



OOHOHOHO… Sonic, you’ve let yourself go!

« 24 April 2008 | 20:47 | Uncategorized, animohs | No Comments »

Look at him! Puffing up all puffy! Ohhhhohohohohoho. He’s almost the perfect animal.



Frankie Valli looks like Bonnie Raitt and Barry Manilow had a baby

« 24 April 2008 | 20:29 | Internetz, Music, The Ladiez, animohs | No Comments »

Yahoo’s List of the Day: The Ten Most Annoying Singers

Too bad that’s not possible. Anyways, Yahoo had a list of the day where it was the ten most annoying singers. Spoiler alert! Here’s the list:

10. Celine Dion

9. John Mayer

8. Conor Oberst (Bright Eyes)

7. Lily Allen

6. Devendra Banhart

5. James Blunt

4. Frankie Valli

3. Billy Corgan

2. Scott [...]