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I just ate a whole can of olives.
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19 December 2008 |
0:10 |
Food, The Ladiez |
2 Comments »
I thought carrots were supposed to be good for your eyes?
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20 July 2008 |
22:23 |
Food |
No Comments »
Hey! What’s scarier than Carrot Top?
THIS GUY:
Hey! What’s scarier than Carrot Top?
THIS GUY:
Pepperoni in the wind….
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19 July 2008 |
13:35 |
Food, Should Have Sent A Poet |
No Comments »
Pizza Ragazzi
Maybe pizza will bring her back to us. (Just click the link.)
Pizza Ragazzi
Maybe pizza will bring her back to us. (Just click the link.)
Nintendo, my life is not a game.
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18 July 2008 |
18:28 |
Food |
No Comments »
I now understand that which plagues the musicians who have trouble understanding why Rock Band would be fun.I came from nothing. When Mr. Meatyagi found me I was nothing more than a scrawny, little Koala McBear who liked to munch on some leaves*. Now look at me. I’m right up there with Kobayashi himself and [...]
I now understand that which plagues the musicians who have trouble understanding why Rock Band would be fun.I came from nothing. When Mr. Meatyagi found me I was nothing more than a scrawny, little Koala McBear who liked to munch on some leaves*. Now look at me. I’m right up there with Kobayashi himself and [...]
The Quaker Oats Guy is Effing Matt Damon
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11 April 2008 |
15:42 |
Food, TV |
No Comments »
This is worthless without a picture but there’s a new Quaker Oats spokescharacter who is awesome in two ways. One, he’s totally a rip off of the Burger King King. And two, he looks like Jimmy Kimmel! I’ll keep looking for a pic. You know what I mean, though?!
This is worthless without a picture but there’s a new Quaker Oats spokescharacter who is awesome in two ways. One, he’s totally a rip off of the Burger King King. And two, he looks like Jimmy Kimmel! I’ll keep looking for a pic. You know what I mean, though?!
White Gold is making me CRAY-ZAY
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11 April 2008 |
13:18 |
Food, Music, Should Have Sent A Poet, Uncategorized |
No Comments »
Cray-zay for milk! I can’t figure out if that’s Wolf or not for sure, but I did learn that Wolf’s “real” name is Hollywood Yates. WOW. Aytch Why to that!
Cray-zay for milk! I can’t figure out if that’s Wolf or not for sure, but I did learn that Wolf’s “real” name is Hollywood Yates. WOW. Aytch Why to that!
I Came for the Tiger…
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11 April 2008 |
13:01 |
Food, Internetz, Music, Should Have Sent A Poet |
No Comments »
…but I stay for the LASER TEETH!!!!!11111ATONEMINUTEIN
The should have sent a poet category is getting a workout today.
UPDATE: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT. Is that WOLF?! From American Gladiators?! The love of my life?!
…but I stay for the LASER TEETH!!!!!11111ATONEMINUTEIN
The should have sent a poet category is getting a workout today.
UPDATE: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT. Is that WOLF?! From American Gladiators?! The love of my life?!
Review: Popping the PB and Cherry
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10 April 2008 |
22:01 |
Food, Review |
1 Comment »
I’m disgusting.
Onward! Welcome to my official review of taking the first scoop of a brand new peanut butter jar.
Pros
You get to stick a spoon into untouched peanut butter.
You get to eat a spoon full of peanut butter when you’re done.
Cons
Cons? How dare you.
Conclusion: Aytch to the WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS.
I’m disgusting.
Onward! Welcome to my official review of taking the first scoop of a brand new peanut butter jar.
Pros
You get to stick a spoon into untouched peanut butter.
You get to eat a spoon full of peanut butter when you’re done.
Cons
Cons? How dare you.
Conclusion: Aytch to the WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS.
But where’s Spinderella?
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4 April 2008 |
10:40 |
Food |
No Comments »
You guys wanna see what we made?! My buddy Aaron and I made a tower comprised of the following:
5 containers of salt
5 containers of pepper
No less than *three* containers of Bacon Salt (one Peppered, one Original, One Hickory)
It took a long time but we did it. As you can see, our jobs are really important [...]
You guys wanna see what we made?! My buddy Aaron and I made a tower comprised of the following:
5 containers of salt
5 containers of pepper
No less than *three* containers of Bacon Salt (one Peppered, one Original, One Hickory)
It took a long time but we did it. As you can see, our jobs are really important [...]
Review: Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich
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22 March 2008 |
14:57 |
Food, Review |
1 Comment »
One of the products of the livebloggaganza was that I came to acquire a bit of the ol’ peanut butter jelly time. Needless to say, it was quite an experience. I will now post my review of said sandwich.
PROS:
It’s a sandwich
CONS:
The jelly was not optimum temperature. (This can hardly be blamed on the sandwich as [...]
One of the products of the livebloggaganza was that I came to acquire a bit of the ol’ peanut butter jelly time. Needless to say, it was quite an experience. I will now post my review of said sandwich.
PROS:
It’s a sandwich
CONS:
The jelly was not optimum temperature. (This can hardly be blamed on the sandwich as [...]