Archive for the 'Food' Category

I just ate a whole can of olives.

« 19 December 2008 | 0:10 | Food, The Ladiez | 2 Comments »

My brand of sexy is unique.



I thought carrots were supposed to be good for your eyes?

« 20 July 2008 | 22:23 | Food | No Comments »

Hey! What’s scarier than Carrot Top?

THIS GUY:



Pepperoni in the wind….

« 19 July 2008 | 13:35 | Food, Should Have Sent A Poet | No Comments »

Pizza Ragazzi

Maybe pizza will bring her back to us. (Just click the link.)



Nintendo, my life is not a game.

« 18 July 2008 | 18:28 | Food | No Comments »

I now understand that which plagues the musicians who have trouble understanding why Rock Band would be fun.I came from nothing. When Mr. Meatyagi found me I was nothing more than a scrawny, little Koala McBear who liked to munch on some leaves*. Now look at me. I’m right up there with Kobayashi himself and [...]



The Quaker Oats Guy is Effing Matt Damon

« 11 April 2008 | 15:42 | Food, TV | No Comments »

This is worthless without a picture but there’s a new Quaker Oats spokescharacter who is awesome in two ways. One, he’s totally a rip off of the Burger King King. And two, he looks like Jimmy Kimmel! I’ll keep looking for a pic. You know what I mean, though?!



White Gold is making me CRAY-ZAY

« 11 April 2008 | 13:18 | Food, Music, Should Have Sent A Poet, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Cray-zay for milk! I can’t figure out if that’s Wolf or not for sure, but I did learn that Wolf’s “real” name is Hollywood Yates. WOW. Aytch Why to that!



I Came for the Tiger…

« 11 April 2008 | 13:01 | Food, Internetz, Music, Should Have Sent A Poet | No Comments »

…but I stay for the LASER TEETH!!!!!11111ATONEMINUTEIN

The should have sent a poet category is getting a workout today.

UPDATE: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT. Is that WOLF?! From American Gladiators?! The love of my life?!



Review: Popping the PB and Cherry

« 10 April 2008 | 22:01 | Food, Review | 1 Comment »

I’m disgusting.

Onward! Welcome to my official review of taking the first scoop of a brand new peanut butter jar.

Pros

You get to stick a spoon into untouched peanut butter.
You get to eat a spoon full of peanut butter when you’re done.

Cons

Cons? How dare you.

Conclusion: Aytch to the WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS.



But where’s Spinderella?

« 4 April 2008 | 10:40 | Food | No Comments »

You guys wanna see what we made?! My buddy Aaron and I made a tower comprised of the following:

5 containers of salt
5 containers of pepper
No less than *three* containers of Bacon Salt (one Peppered, one Original, One Hickory)

It took a long time but we did it. As you can see, our jobs are really important [...]



Review: Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

« 22 March 2008 | 14:57 | Food, Review | 1 Comment »

One of the products of the livebloggaganza was that I came to acquire a bit of the ol’ peanut butter jelly time. Needless to say, it was quite an experience. I will now post my review of said sandwich.
PROS:

It’s a sandwich

CONS:

The jelly was not optimum temperature. (This can hardly be blamed on the sandwich as [...]