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Um, yeah.. Oh, what’s this? Oh, my! An excerpt from my long-forgotten Xanga.

« 15 April 2008 | 7:08 | Goldblum, Internetz | No Comments »

All…
you…
Sucker MC’s ain’t got nothing on me
From my grades to my lines
You can’t touch Jeffy G.
I’m a mathlete.
I’m a nerd in the first
But forget what you heard
I’m like James Bond the third
Sh-sh-sh-shaken, not stirred.
I’m Jeffy Goldblum.
The ‘G’ ain’t silent when I sneak in your door.
I’m making love to your woman on the bathroom [...]