Archive for the 'Internetz' Category

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

« 24 May 2009 | 20:10 | Internetz | No Comments »


Thunder thighs?

« 24 April 2008 | 21:02 | Internetz, Should Have Sent A Poet | No Comments »

via Photoshop Disasters

More like thunder man hands. But really, let’s put things into Perspective. HA!

Okay, but for reals. Not only does she have the worst case of guitar thumb I’ve ever seen (I’m looking at you number nine mister jay emm john mayer), not only does she have the man hand, but she’s also got [...]



Williams Allowed

« 24 April 2008 | 20:40 | Internetz | No Comments »

via Photo Basement



Frankie Valli looks like Bonnie Raitt and Barry Manilow had a baby

« 24 April 2008 | 20:29 | Internetz, Music, The Ladiez, animohs | No Comments »

Yahoo’s List of the Day: The Ten Most Annoying Singers

Too bad that’s not possible. Anyways, Yahoo had a list of the day where it was the ten most annoying singers. Spoiler alert! Here’s the list:

10. Celine Dion

9. John Mayer

8. Conor Oberst (Bright Eyes)

7. Lily Allen

6. Devendra Banhart

5. James Blunt

4. Frankie Valli

3. Billy Corgan

2. Scott [...]



Um, yeah.. Oh, what’s this? Oh, my! An excerpt from my long-forgotten Xanga.

« 15 April 2008 | 7:08 | Goldblum, Internetz | No Comments »

All…
you…
Sucker MC’s ain’t got nothing on me
From my grades to my lines
You can’t touch Jeffy G.
I’m a mathlete.
I’m a nerd in the first
But forget what you heard
I’m like James Bond the third
Sh-sh-sh-shaken, not stirred.
I’m Jeffy Goldblum.
The ‘G’ ain’t silent when I sneak in your door.
I’m making love to your woman on the bathroom [...]



I Came for the Tiger…

« 11 April 2008 | 13:01 | Food, Internetz, Music, Should Have Sent A Poet | No Comments »

…but I stay for the LASER TEETH!!!!!11111ATONEMINUTEIN

The should have sent a poet category is getting a workout today.

UPDATE: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT. Is that WOLF?! From American Gladiators?! The love of my life?!



Mario is just not as impressive.

« 11 April 2008 | 12:52 | Internetz, Should Have Sent A Poet | No Comments »

No words to describe it.

This is turning into a blog to links of things Aaron has said or sent me.



Something good *is* going to happen!

« 10 April 2008 | 12:15 | Internetz, Music | No Comments »

This is really too awesome but along with the rickroll gives me an idea. Here’s my plan:

Write essy, mediocre but catchy and “I am so serious about this you guys this is my art” song.
Wait long enough so that it turns into a meme.
Profit.

Foolproof.
I look forward to my millions in 2025.



Live Blogging Saturday Afternoon!!

« 31 March 2008 | 21:20 | Battlestar Galactica, Fremont, Internetz, Liveblogging, TV | 1 Comment »

3:24 - I am officially a robot woman.
3:23 - Also, my mom called.
3:19 - HUGE announcement. It’s peanut butter jelly time! Ayyyyyyytch whyyyy! An excursion took place in those missing minutes in which we hit up the Market Time and Caffè Vita. In the grocery store, someone did a jig to Huey Lewis and/or the [...]



The Aytch Why official review of “Blogging”

« 22 March 2008 | 20:38 | Internetz, Review | No Comments »

Seattle, WASHINGTON (HY) - Blogging: Not just for assholes? Ric Romero has the night off.
Today marks the beginning of an ongoing investigation. We here at Aytch Why will try to determine if blogging, like Twitter, is no longer just for a-holes. Early reports and exit polls seem to indicate otherwise but we will continue our [...]