Yahoo’s List of the Day: The Ten Most Annoying Singers

Too bad that’s not possible. Anyways, Yahoo had a list of the day where it was the ten most annoying singers. Spoiler alert! Here’s the list:

10. Celine Dion

9. John Mayer

8. Conor Oberst (Bright Eyes)

7. Lily Allen

6. Devendra Banhart

5. James Blunt

4. Frankie Valli

3. Billy Corgan

2. Scott [...]

Cray-zay for milk! I can’t figure out if that’s Wolf or not for sure, but I did learn that Wolf’s “real” name is Hollywood Yates. WOW. Aytch Why to that!

…but I stay for the LASER TEETH!!!!!11111ATONEMINUTEIN

The should have sent a poet category is getting a workout today.

UPDATE: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT. Is that WOLF?! From American Gladiators?! The love of my life?!

This is really too awesome but along with the rickroll gives me an idea. Here’s my plan:

Write essy, mediocre but catchy and “I am so serious about this you guys this is my art” song.
Wait long enough so that it turns into a meme.
Profit.

Foolproof.
I look forward to my millions in 2025.

“I can just see two big mountains growing up out of my grave, and people going around on mule rides to look at them. Throughout my whole career, I’ve been known for two things - I’m talking about my music and my lyrics!”

In my review of this “blogging” comes the period where I must lapse. I find myself constantly compelled to return. So, I’m cheating. I think… I think I like it. Let’s say ‘why’ for now.
I have some ideas for what to write but they’re all so big or ongoing. Am I ready?!?!?!QuestionMarkExclamationPoint?!
In the mean time, [...]