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Yahoo’s List of the Day: The Ten Most Annoying Singers

Too bad that’s not possible. Anyways, Yahoo had a list of the day where it was the ten most annoying singers. Spoiler alert! Here’s the list:

10. Celine Dion

9. John Mayer

8. Conor Oberst (Bright Eyes)

7. Lily Allen

6. Devendra Banhart

5. James Blunt

4. Frankie Valli

3. Billy Corgan

2. Scott [...]

While I was growing up, my mom worked three jobs and was going to college full time. It was difficult to find a moment to rest, but why effing rest when you can effing WORK OUT WITH EMEFFING CHER?!?!?!

Certainly not my mom and certainly not me. That workout begins at 5:00 AM sharp and every [...]

“I can just see two big mountains growing up out of my grave, and people going around on mule rides to look at them. Throughout my whole career, I’ve been known for two things - I’m talking about my music and my lyrics!”

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So say we all… who aren’t nast.

You guys. They’re getting married, you guys.
Fiancée Knowles. Am I right or am I right?

Update: It looks like Best Week Ever beat me to the Fiancée punch. Like, way to the punch. Damn, they’re good.

…and your baby, too!

Creepiest pap photo EVAR.