Aytch Why http://www.aytchwhy.com How very fabulous! I... think. Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:06:46 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Notes on a Kaebot The Kaebot has an unparalleled predisposition for operation opposite a display, as evidenced by its incomparable distaste for manual labor. This distaste is not to be confused with its commanding behavioral malady: fucking laziness. Kaebot Model Eight has pulled less than her fair share of weeds this afternoon. (It should be ... http://www.aytchwhy.com/2009/07/03/notes-on-a-kaebot/ The Seattle Bear Is An Asshole The Seattle Bear left a flaming grocery bag of poop on your doorstep. The Seattle Bear watched you enter your PIN. The Seattle Bear watched you whack it. The Seattle Bear watched you watch her. The Seattle Bear keyed your car. The Seattle Bear got the last sandwich at Paseo. The Seattle Bear banged your mom. The ... http://www.aytchwhy.com/2009/05/24/the-seattle-bear-is-an-asshole/ Happy St. Patrick’s Day http://www.aytchwhy.com/2009/05/24/happy-st-patricks-day/ I took a bath. What did you do for the economy today? http://www.aytchwhy.com/2009/03/31/i-took-a-bath/ I just ate a whole can of olives. My brand of sexy is unique. http://www.aytchwhy.com/2008/12/19/i-just-ate-a-whole-can-of-olives/ I thought carrots were supposed to be good for your eyes? Hey! What's scarier than Carrot Top? THIS GUY: http://www.aytchwhy.com/2008/07/20/i-thought-carrots-were-supposed-to-be-good-for-your-eyes/ Pepperoni in the wind…. Pizza Ragazzi Maybe pizza will bring her back to us. (Just click the link.) http://www.aytchwhy.com/2008/07/19/pepperoni-in-the-wind/ Nintendo, my life is not a game. I now understand that which plagues the musicians who have trouble understanding why Rock Band would be fun.I came from nothing. When Mr. Meatyagi found me I was nothing more than a scrawny, little Koala McBear who liked to munch on some leaves*. Now look at me. I'm right up ... http://www.aytchwhy.com/2008/07/18/nintendo-my-life-is-not-a-game/ Note to Self OR See, that you’re problem right there - that’s an Eagle. Close your tags. Also, check out what an image search of "Close your tags" turns up. Did not expect that. Also, not a raven. http://www.aytchwhy.com/2008/05/06/note-to-self-or-see-that-youre-problem-right-there-thats-an-eagle/ Willkommen nach BEAR-lin Via PhotoBasement For my girl, Miko. http://www.aytchwhy.com/2008/05/05/willkommen-nach-bear-lin/